As a DJ, one sees HELLA funny/sad shit. Less than one of every 100 requests is worthy of consideration... every now and then something keeper happens. Matthew Africa (and I) has collected hella "request napkins" or "napquests" as I've been calling them. Here's one of Matthew's funniest... Hit up his myspace for a whole gallery of these rare treasures and check back er'y now and again for more... Love the use of punctuation and "near Timberlake" request that turned Furgielicious in no time.
Funny how the napquests come earlier in the night, and later its aggrobreezies and dudes with 3 dollars... for best results ask for something that doesn't suck ass!