Obama on the cover of Spider-Man

That's right... not only does this dude listen to rap music, shoot hoop, and body surf... but he collects comics. Issue #583 of The Amazing Spider-Man gives "a shout-out back" to the President Elect says Joe Quesada, Marvel Comics Editor-In-Chief, who calls P.E. Obama a "nerd-in-chief" because of his stated childhood reading of Spider-Man comic books. The story is set during the inauguration and gets LIGHTWEIGHT RACIST when an impostor and a basketball get involved. Don't get me started on the fist bump... Here's a page Marvel leaked...

Books come out Wed. January 14th, half of all covers feature the President Elect. Here's some music while you wait in line for your shop to open...
The Ramones- Spider-Man


Tenacious D- Spider-Man


Homer Simpson- Spider-Pig

PRESIDENT GETS HEAD FROM PARDONED TURKEY

Every year on Thanksgiving, a turkey is pardoned by the President and not killed for dinner. They then perform lewd acts with that turkey before they eat one of its relatives.In all seriousness, this photo makes me wonder if President Elect Obama will be participating in such DUMB ASS traditions as this... or will he make a real power move and actually pardon a prisoner... I nominate Leonard Peltier. I've never been given cause to put my faith in any US president, but a pardon of an INNOCENT political prisioner might make a Native think twice.

In the grand tradition of Presidents getting head, I offer you this... Substitute the right bird and
Voila'!

Project Pat- Chickenheads


Big up Lisa Chen for lacing the photo...